Ten Identifications & Expansions of MBA

1. A ‘Master of Bugger All’, taking up the moral responsibility of educating the whole world goes around singing the song , ‘ Gyaan Baant Te Chalo… Gyaan Baant Te Chalo’ .

2. A ‘Master Bullshit Artist’ is somebody who can answer any question by uttering just two words- “It Depends”.

3. A ‘Mentally Below Average’ never has enough bandwidth, be it his work load or internet connection.

4. A ‘My Brain is Asleep’ always tries to make sure that everybody in the group is on the same page and therefore nobody in the group ever finishes the book.

5. Mr. ‘Mujhe Bahut Aata hai’ starts seeing the holistic picture of everything when the hole in his brain has grown big enough i.e. when he receives the degree.

6. No matter how local a ‘Mediocre Business Administration’ degree holder thinks, he will use the word global at least once in every sentence.

7. When someone goes to subji mandi and starts asking a vegetable vendor about demand and supply curves… you know you are talking to a ‘Maal Bechke Aa’ graduate.

8. It’s always the ‘Maha Bekar Aadmi’ who keeps whining about productivity when it’s he who doesn’t produce anything.

9. A ‘Most Bakwaas Atyachaar’ graduate spends half his time making new models and setting new paradigms which are not worth a dime.

10. The word value is so widely used by a 'Mega Boring & Aarampasand' that it has now become de-valued.